wow! i've been a lazy bum bum for so long! >.< no good!
so where should i start this? errrr....
ok.. let me start from my brother's birthday party in my house.
that was a Saturday and more than 10 of his friends came to our house. Bout at 1, i looked out of my window and was damn surprised to see a gang of mat rempit riding in to my house compound! oh my shit!
they rang my door bell and i was like WTF! what are they doing here in my house??!
so i........
ah ian!!! (my bro) who are they!!!!
he was scared too for listening to my tone.
and next, he bit my back... cehhhh! they arre my freinds laa!
what the ass! why must they all come together in their motorbike with helmet and wear black colour shirts?
aren't they attending my brother's birthday party? wear
RED laa! >.<
ok fine! =.=
so that gang of 'mat rempit' went into my house without bothering to even saying hie to me...
and i'm lucky not to be hie-ed by 'mat rempit' too! haha
they they start their karaoke session!
TRUST ME! that was the worst part!!!!!!!!!!!
there are some out of tunes.. too much tunes... too high pitch.. out of pitch..
BUT THE WORST! SCREAMING!!!!
pleae laa! the mic is there to amplify your voice already.. why are you screaming to amplify your amplified voice???
therefore, to run out of that place, i offer my self to buy them pizza! ngek ngek ngek! clear my mind out of those amplified amplified voices!
all the way.. i drove to pizza hut!.. incredible! i ordered 3 large pizza, 3 garlic bread, 2 bottles of pepsi, 7 bowls of soups, 13 pieces of chicken.....
sat aside and waited...
suddenly, therewas this one
old young fat woman.. aiya! typically known as AUNTY went in.
AHH AHH! ITU ITU! MAKRO MAKRO...
no one bothers her....
ehhh! HALLO!!!! ITU ITU!!! HALLO!!!
no one bother her... and she continue to wave her hand repeating those words...
with full of sympathy?... haha.. i ask the kakak to layan her..
so the kakak said "aunty u tunggu ar... belum sampai u." forcing herself to smile the best she could.
ehh! ITU AR.. APA MAKRO... APA APA MAKRO AR..
What? sure laa no one get what she meant! so, everyone looked at her in confused.
the kakak have to layan her since she don understand " aunty u tunggu..belum sampai u"
kakak: apa makro aunty? tengok menu..
aunty: tak tau tengok laa! saya nak order itu makro laa! apa makro ar?
kakak: saya pun tak tau apa itu makro.. (ask others to confirm)
aunty: apa tak tau! lu kerja sini! makro laa! anak saya bagitau nak itu makro! mana saya tahu! lu kerja sini ma!
kakak: err... *confused*
manager: pepperoni ar aunty?
aunty: YA! YA! ITU PEP PEP PEP...
(think to double confirm)
aunty: yayaya!!! itu pep pep pep! nak tiga!
everyone: OOOO! PEPPERONI!
aunty: hehehe... (big smile) eh.. saya tak nak itu paper ar.. itu pep pep pep lu letak dalam sini!
*showing them her metak made tupper wear*
kakak: *confused again* ooo...okay!
LOL! i was laughing in my heart!!!! and i have no chance to watch the next dialogue cause my orders were readied!
next! it was me to be ashamed of!
wth! i'm going to carry all those orders by myself??????
and my car was like 200m away! ok..nt 200.. mayb 100m.. hehe..XD
wat! still far kay???
ok... wat to do? i'm not going to carry those in two trips!
walk walk walk... reach my car.. hand swollen... so i let those orders rest on the road by the side of my car while i get my car key to unlock my car..
tht entire process was actually being watched by a stupid maniac guy!
he was standing some where in front of my car...watching every action of mine.. and PUT HIS HAND INTO HIS PANTS!!!!!! and i can clearly see the movements of his hand in his pants!!!!! O.0
eeeewwwwww~
very quickly!!! i unlocked my car, dumped all those orders into my car, not bothering whether are they of any liquids! all i care was tht maniac guy!!!!
i ran to the driver seat and quickly reversed my car and drove back!!!!!!
FUHH!~
MY BEST ESCAPE EVER! =)
was very happy to reach home safe! wheee~
next..
bro: JIE!!!!! WHY ALL PIZZA OUT OF ORDERS AND THOSE SOUPS LIKE BOCOR ONLY!
what i care? hahaha.... its better than to end in that maniac's hand! hehe.. =)
